“You can't even say he's on a run. He's just been killing it for over two years now.” - Xander talking about someone named Scott. Whether it's me writing Breakfast...

“Every time I try to hit the ball hard, bad stuff happens.” - Charles Barkley on his dedication to tempo... and honestly, just sound golf advice. An "Official" Power Ranking...

“In this last fortnight, I felt like I could detach and sort of hide in a way. I needed that.” - Rory on his post-Masters malaise... or me dreaming about...

“I asked ChatGPT. I'm really sorry, I wish I could tell you that I came up with it myself, but I didn't.” - LPGA Pro Cassie Porter on how she...

“I went to Buffalo Wild Wings... I just kind of needed to throw a few back.” - Jordan Spieth on coping with the US Open setups or me every other...

“I put a dime down to mark my ball, and the dime slid away.” - Sam Snead on the speed of Oakmont's greens.    This week we're all US Open...

“I didn’t play well the first day, so I wanted to go practice, so that was fine.” - Rory on why he didn't address the media during the PGA Championship......

Golf's Great Mirage: The Saudi Tour PHIL HAD HIMSELF A WEEK As expected, after writing in last week's issue about how insane Phil's comments were, Lefty caught a hefty helping...

Welcome, Breakfast Ballers. There's no doubt you cruised through the week and are ready to toss some darts this weekend. If this wasn't a cruiser of a week, no worries, the skillet is still sizzling. We got this.

2020. What a worm-burner of a year. But like all good golfers, you've got to have a short memory so we're back with our conductor hat on from when we really got into trains in the 2nd grade, a frosted mug of adult beverage in hand, running down everything we're most hyped for in 2021!

Fine, I'll bite...   THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME POWER RANKING very year, I tell myself that this will be the one where I don't click on the "HERE'S WHAT THE PROS WORE...

Welcome to short stuff Breakfast Ballers. We've noticed a trend sweeping through the golf world. Golf technology is taking huge strides forward (ProTracer, TrackMan, Whoop, Etc.) making the game easier and better.