Congrats on making it to another Friday morning of Breakfast Balls. It's our second week of this lil' diddy of a newsletter and if you missed week one's plan to revamp the golf celebration, we suggest you give it a gander. Now, the good good.

"I don't train for golf. I have 0 interest in training for golf. I think training for golf is a load of rubbish." - Charley Hull on the reasoning behind her...

"I was like, man, this doesn't feel right, oh, I'm good, hiyaah, and then I was, man, I wonder where that is going to end up." - Kevin Kisner on...

"A golden ticket straight onto the pro tour." - Jason (like Bad Birdie boss man Jason) at Taco Bell's Live Mas event announcing the Taco Bell x Bad Birdie Invitational which will...

"As I began to ramp up my own training and practice at home, I felt a sharp pain..." - Tiger on how he ruptured his Achilles or... a Tuesday morning...

"I won't tell too much... I feel like I don't have a word in my vocabulary to describe it properly." - Tennis star, Casper Ruud on playing Augusta National or... me attempting...

"If all the stars aligned, right now, it feels like a pretty good exit point: April 14, 2036." - Jim Nantz calling his retirement shot in 11 years at the...

"I think we all hoped it would have been a little bit further along, and that's no secret." - Brooks Koepka on the current state of LIV... or me watching...

"Well, I've been doing my hardest to get it over the green... Just not reaching it this year. But I'm trying my hardest." - Tommy Fleetwood's son Frankie after playing...

"I certainly don't feel down in any way shape or form—but I don't know what the word is. Tormented. Probably. By the thought of what might have been." Justin Rose on his runner-up performance at the Masters last weekend— or me waking up in a cold sweat playing back my trip last September in Bandon as I flirted with 100 every single round and completely forgot to how to swing a driver.

"We’re a family golf course — not some Jerry Springer family destruction zone." - Going to be hard pressed to find a better golf-related one liner to kick things off...

First, a word from our founder—   "8 years ago today, I launched Bad Birdie from my Los Angeles apartment. And the journey from passion project to "wait, this is...